fdlhtpy; njrpaj; jiytq
nguW"q fy;yhepjp fpa{wpa!; $p
fpa{wpa!; tPl;L thz;L xU n$hf; brhd;dJ// xnu tupapy;// mij Vnjh ek;khyhd ,yf;fpa Kaw;rpahf i&f;Tthf//
The good
the bad
and my wife
,J jhd; n$hf;/ fpa{wpa!; kdk; tpl;Lr; rpupj;j n$hf;///
rpupg;g[ tuhj oa{g; iyl;Lf;fSf;F tpsf;f ciu brhy;y ntz;Lk;. kjpa[iu"q khjpup/
me;jf; fhyj;jpy; fpspd;l; <!;l;t{l;. yPthd; fpsp\g; eoj;j glk; xd;W// The good, the bad and the ugly vd;w bgaupy;//
mjpy; tUk; ugly f;Fg; gjpyhf jd; kidtpia mrp';fkhdts; vd;w fUj;jpy; tUk; thqj;ij ,J/
,e;jg; glk; te;j fhyj;jpy; fstha; glk; ghqf;Fk; mst[f;F fpa{wpa!;f;F taJ tutpy;iy/ ,e;j thz;Lt[f;F vg;go ,bjy;yhk; bjupe;jJ vd;W Koiag; gpa;f;f ntz;oajhapw;W/
g[ypf;F gpwe;jJ> tpisa[k; gapq>
,e;j n$hf;ifg; ngha; kidtpaplk; brhy;yp th';fpf; fl;of; bfhz;lhy; mjw;F fpa{wpa!; $thg;jhupay;y/ Koe;jhy; The good, the bad and my mother-in-law my;yJ my ex vd;whtJ brhy;ypg; ghqf;fyhk;/
bts;isaqfSf;F ,e;j ,uz;L ngupYk; nghjhj nfhgk; vg;nghJk; ,Uf;Fk;// mjpYk; ,tqfs; f=;lg;gl;L ciHj;J $Ptdhk;rk; bfhLf;f Kd;dhs; kidtpaq jw;nghija fhjyUld; Rw;wpj; jpuptijg; ghqj;J// mr;rpl Koahj gr;irj; J}rzj;jpdhy; v';fs; Kd;dhy; mgpnrfk; elf;Fk;// gupjhgkha; ,Uf;Fk;/ mtqfSf;F gzk; bfhLf;f ntz;Lnk vd;gjw;fhf. ciHf;fhkny ,Ug;nghUk; cz;L/ kidtp j';fSf;F moj;j fijiar; brhd;dtqfisf; Tl fpa{wpa!; fz;lJz;L/ fpl;l beU';f Koahjgof;F ePjpkd;wf; fl;lisa[ld; vl;o elg;nghUk; cz;L/
khkpkhuplKk; ,nj khjpupahd kjpg;g[ bts;isaqfSf;F// j';fs; bgz; gps;isfis Vkhw;wpf; fl;of; bfhz;lhd; vd;w nfhgkhff; Tl ,Uf;fyhk;/
Matrix glj;jpy; jj;Jt"hdp nghy tUk; fWg;g[ eofUf;Fg; bgaq Lawrence Fishburne. ,tq Kd;g[ Apocalypse Now vd;w glj;jpYk; eoj;jpUe;jhq/ Showcase vd;w bjhiyf;fhl;rpr; rdy; xd;W bfh";r ehSf;F Kd; jd; epfH;r;rpfisg; ghqf;Fk;go tpsk;guk; bra;jJ/ ,e;jr; rdy; fiyg; gl';fs;. epfH;r;rpfSf;F Kf;fpaj;Jtk; bfhLf;fpd;w xd;W/
me;j tpsk;gu';fspy; xd;wpy; te;j Rnyhfk;///
Think Fishburne is what your mother-in-law cooks…? You need Showcase!
,jw;Fk; tpsf;f ciuah?
Xnf// #khkp eP';fs; kPd; fwpia vupr;Rg; nghl;O';fs;// fwpia mLg;gpy itr;rpl;L nghd; mor;Rf; bfhz;oUe;jdP';fns?*
#vup";rhy; vLj;Jg; gy;Yj; jPl;Lkd;// Vd; ck;kil kdprp khjpup vd;ndhl VWwPq//?*
rpd;d kfSk; ntz;lhk; khkp. bgupa kfSk; ntz;lhk; khkp// Mis tpl;lhy; nghJk; khkp//
,e;j n$hf;if rfjqkpzpfsplk; brhy;yg; nghdhy; kj;jsk; khjpup ,uz;L gf;fj;jpYk; ,o tpGk;// khkpa[k; nrqj;J> Kd;dq kidtp ,Ue;jjhf jw;nghija kidtp mwpe;jhy;// mz;zhr;rp #fjitj; jpwo ghkh> fhY typf;fyhkh>* epiy jhd;/ jk;gp tpsf;FkhW. RsF vd th';fpf; fl;Lthq/
tpsf;FkhW/// RsF// md;W Kjy; ,d;W tiu jkpH;g; bgz;oupd; njrpa Ma[jk;/ Kwk; bfhz;L g[yp tpul;oa g[wehD}w;wpd; nrhHuhl;rp Kjy; g[ypnahL nrqe;J tpsf;FkhW bfhz;L gpujkiu tpul;oa tlkuhl;rp tiua[k;. g[utpnawp gifalf;fpa gz;lhutd;dpadpd; ey;yehr;rp Kjy;. ,d;W vy;iyg;g[wj;jpy; gazpfis jk; #,dpa* gz;gpdhYk; #jkpHp*dhYk; bfhs;is bfhs;Sk; #g';fu*td;dpadpd; n=ql;L nky; bgy;l; fl;oa ey;yehr;rpkhq tiuf;Fk; fz;lJk; jha;f;Fyj;Jf;F jiy tz';f ntz;oapUf;fpwJ/// ifapYs;s bghUl;fspd; kfpik mg;go>
fUzhepjp fhyj;jpy; ,g;goj; jhd; nghd ,lj;jpy; bgz;fs; tpsf;FkhW fhl;l// Tl;lj;jpy; ngRk; nghJ #tUk; tHpapy; jiytpaq epd;W v';fs; bfhs;iffis tpsf;FkhW fhl;odhqfs;* vd;W ngrpajhf xU fij/
jw;nghija ey;yehr;rpkhq gw;wp ,';fpUe;J nghnthUf;F bfhGk;gpy; brhy;ypna tpLthqfshk;// vJt[k; bra;a[';nfh. njitapy;yhky; mitaisg; ghqj;jplhija[';nfh> vd;W/ tpahHp mk;ikahq tHpj; njhd;wy;fs; khjpup//
mJrup. tpahHp mk;ikahq g[jpjha; te;J of;fl; nfl;fpw g!; fz;lf;lqfnshL bra;fpw rpy;kp=';;fs; gw;wpf; nfs;tpg;gl;oUf;fpwPqfsh?
rup. mjpUf;fl;Lk;/ fpa{wpa!; bfh";r ehsha; puzzled.
xU tprak; mtjhdpr;rpUg;gpas;// v';fSf;Fs;s ,Uf;fl;Lk;/ ntw Mf;fSf;F ,e;j ,ufrpa';fs; bjupaj; njitapy;iy/
jiytq ,g;g ngh!; FLf;nff;if. gpd;Df;F x!;fhq tpUJr; rpiy nghy/// v\g;/gp/I V$z;Lfs; khjpupa[k; khgpah brj;j tPLfspy; rtg;bgl;oiaj; J}f;Ffpw rf khgpahf;fs; khjpupa[k; bts;isr;nrl;Lk; fWg;g[f; fz;zhoa[kha; mirahky; epf;fpw Mf;fis ,g;g fpa{wpa!; fhnziy/ jiytq juprdk; ,uz;oYk; Mf;fs; ,y;iy// jiytUk; ,g;g btspapya[k; thwhq ,y;iy/ jw;nghJ fpHf;fpy; ele;j bfhiyfSf;Fk; rupahd ghJfhg;g[ ,y;yhky; nghapUf;fpdk;// xU gpuhe;jpaj; jsgjp ,g;go ghJfhg;gpy;yhky; nghfpw mstpy; epiyik ,Uf;fpwJ/
Nir jhd; ,g;g Kd;Df;F epf;fpwhq/ gpuhd;rpypUe;J te;J tprhuizf;Fs;shfp jz;lid bgw;w nyhwd;!; jpyfq jpObud;W g[j;Jf;Fs;shy; btspg;gl;l Kay; khjpup Inuhg;gpa bjhiyf;fhl;rpf;F ngl;o bfhLj;jjha[k; jfty; v';nfh goj;j "hgfk;/ mjw;Fs; tpiya[aqe;j gpnujg;bgl;o tptfhuk; ntW/
,Jfnshl. bghl;lk;khd; gw;wp Rdhkpf;Fg; gpwF ve;jr; bra;jpa[k; ,y;iy. ghqj;jpansh>
,jpy Vnjh fdf;=d; ,Uf;fpw khjpup fpa{wpa!;f;Fg; gLFJ//
brhy;ypg; nghl;ld;. ,J v';fSf;Fs;s kl;Lk; vz;L/
xUj;jUf;Fk; bjupa ntz;lhk;/
gpwF #beUg;g[* vJt[k; ,y;yhknyna g[if tpLk;//
#Rdhkpapd; jhf;Fjy; gw;wp cstwpahjjw;F bghl;lk;khDf;F jz;lid> td;dpg; g[ypfSf;Fs; cs;tPl;Lg; nkhjy; bjhlqfpwJ>
,y';if Mkp. ,e;jpad; Mkp gw;wp vy;yhk; cstwp";r khjpup Rdhkp gw;wp cstwp";rpUe;jhy; eh';fs; jg;gpapUg;gk; vd;W td;dpj; jiytq nfhgj;jpy;//*
jpUk;gt[k; brhy;ypg; nghl;ld;. fijas; btspapy nghf ntz;lhk;/
gpwF mk;khd; #ktnd. ,U. ehd; ,Uf;fpwndh ,y;iynah vz;lij cdf;F fhl;Lwd;* vd;W btspf;fpl;L. ahuhtJ ey;yehr;rpf;F ,Wjp tpUe;J bfhLj;J//
jdf;fhf ,g;go mepahakhf capqfs; gypahtjpy; fpa{wpa!;f;F ve;j cld;ghLk; ,y;iy/
gj;J tUl';fSf;F Kd;dhy; mk;khd; Tl;lj;jpy; ngrpaijg; ghqj;J 'He could make a good politician' vd;W fpa{wpa!; vGjpaij mk;khd; kwe;jpUf;f khl;lhq/ mg;gpoapy;yhl;oa[k;. v';nfh cyfj;jpd; xU :Kiyapy; xU $Ptd; jd;idg; gw;wpf; ftiyg;gLFJ vd;whtJ. ,uf;fk; fhl;lhkyh nghfg; nghfpwhq?
mk;khd; gw;wp Kd;g[ xU jlit beUg;g[ g[if tpl;lJ// jhf;Fjypy; gyp vd;W// mJ bgha;r;bra;jp vd;gJ gpd;dq bjupe;jJ/
A cat has nine lives, But this is a tiger..!
mk;khd; gw;wpa fij te;jjhy;///
nguHptpy; g[ypfSf;F ve;j mHpt[k; ,y;iy vd;W moj;Jr; brhy;fpwhqfs;/ Kjypy; te;j bra;jpapy; 15 ngq vd;whqfs;/ gpd;dq ,uz;L ngq jhd; vd;whqfs;/ vjw;Fk; xU tUlk; fhj;jpUg;nghk;/ mLj;j khtPuq jpdj;jpy; Twg;gLk; vz;zpf;ifapy; gjpndHhapuj;ijf; fHpf;f tpil jhnd tUfpwJ// my;yJ mLj;j Rdhkp ehspy; cyfj;jkpHiug; ghqf;f m";ryp btspna tUfpwJ/ Kd;g[ kzyhw;Wj; jhf;FjypYk; ,g;goj; jhd;. jhafk; 800 ngq tiu kuzk; vd;W bra;jp nghl. bgha; vd;wtqfs;. gpd;dhy; xU tUlk; fHpj;J gf;fk; gf;fkha; m";ryp//>
fg;gy;fs;. ts;s';fs;. Ma[j';fSf;Fk; nrjk; ,y;iy vd;fpwhqfs;/ flypy; ,y;yhj flw;gil jw;nghJ jhd; nfs;tpg;gl;oUf;fpwhd; fpa{wpa!;/ xUntis g[ypfspd; tpkhdg;gil ,uizkL;f;Fsj;jpw;F mUfpy; ,Ug;gjhy;. flw;gila[k; ,uizkLf; Fsj;jpw;Fs;nsna ,Uf;Fnkh vd;dnth?
,Ue;jhYk; ,e;j tpraj;ij ,ufrpakhf itj;jpUg;gJ g[ypfSf;F ey;yJ vd;W jhd; fpa{wpa!; epidf;fpwhd;/ mHpit btspna brhd;dhy; ,y';if muR g[ypfs; gykpHe;jpUg;gjhf epidj;J a[j;jj;ij bjhl';ff; TLk;/
mJ rpd;d tprak;/ fpa{wpa!; gag;gLk; tprak; bgupaJ/
,t;tst[ ehSk; mbkupf;fh jpUf;nfhzkiyapy; fz; itj;jpUe;jJ/ ,aw;ifj; JiwKfk;. vz;bza;f;Fjk;. gpbul;upf; nfhl;il// mbkupf;fht[f;F ,y;yhtpl;lhYk; ,Ug;gjhf v';fs; g[ydha;thsqfs; v';fSf;Fr; brhy;ypf; bfhz;oUe;jhqfs;/
Mdhy; jw;nghija nguiyapy; jpUkiy KfhKf;Fs; bts;sk;. flw;gilf;Fk; ghjpg;g[/ vdnt. jpUf;nfhzkiyapd; nfe;jpu Kf;fpaj;Jtk; bgupajha; gltpy;iy/
Mdhy;. Ky;iyj;jPtpy; g[ypfspd; flw;gilapdUf;F ve;jr; nrjKk; ,y;iy vd;gij mbkupf;fh mwpe;jhy;. jpUf;nfhzkiyia tpl;L Ky;iyj;jPtpy; nguHpt[f;fhd Ma[j';fs; ,Ug;gjhf brhy;ypf; bfhz;L///
,njh. fpa{wpa!pd; cst[g; gpuptpdq ePs;tisa mYtyfj;jpDs; CLUtp vLj;j fpa{wpa!pd; g[ydha;t[ murpay; mwpf;if///
mJrup. Miyapy;yh Cupy; MshSf;F murpay;"hdpfs; kype;J tpl;lhqfs;/ ,izaj; js';fs;. thbdhypfs;. gj;jpupiffs; vy;yhnk ,tqfs; Jd;gk; jh';f Koatpy;iy/ fpa[wpa!; investigative journalism/report (g[ydha;t[g; gj;jpupifapay;. mwpf;if) nfs;tpg;gl;oUf;fpwhd;/ (Ez;)Ma;t[ murpay; (Political analysis) nfs;tpg;gl;oUf;fpwhd;/ g[jpjha; ,g;nghJ jhd; g[ydha;t[ murpay; nfs;tpg;gLfpwhd;/ murpaiy Ma;t[ bra;ayhk;. jtWfs;. Fw;w';fis g[ydha;t[ bra;ayhk;//
Politics to be analysed. crimes to be investigated. not the other way around.
jkpiHf; FH(k;)g;ghjP';fg;gh> jkpnH gwpa[jpy;iy. mjw;Fs; ghjp M';fpyg; glj;jpd; bgaq ntW> vjw;Fk; rupahf ,ij thrp';fg;gh> ,y;nyd;dh jpUe;Jfpnwd; ngqtHp vd;W Political dialysis vd;W vGjp tplg; nghwP';f// gpwF murpay; rpWePq Jg;g[uthf;fy; vd;W vy;nyhUnk kz;ilia cilf;f ntz;oapUf;Fk;/
,njh. fpa[wpa!pd; ek;khyhdJ>
(,of;F brdp. bfhz;nlhyPrh ,iwR. nghy; ct{y;nghtpw;R. bjhdhy;J ,wk;RgPy;L. bfhypd; gty; Mfpa kjpa[iu"qfs; mbkupf;f njrpaj; jiytq nkjF nrhqR g[l;L mtqfSld; elj;jpa ,ufrpa Mnyhridapd; ,e;j xypg;gjpit eP';fs; jkpH;ehaj;jpy; n;fl;L kfpHyhk;>
Kaf;fkh? fyf;fkh? kdjpny Fag;gkh?
ghqg;ghd;. ghqg;gdj;jp vdj; jpl;o tqzhrpuk Kiwia mfw;wg; ghLgl;L. nkw;fz;lthW tplhg;gpoaha; bkhHpr;rPqjpUj;jk; bra;J. btJg;gfk;. Kidtfk; vd bfhLe;jkpH; mKyhf;Fk; Kaf;fk; bra;jpg; g[idtfj;jpw;F fpa{wpaR rp apd; md;g[f; fhzpf;if ,J>
These imbeciles haven't got any idea about reverse racism.)
bts;is khspifapy; Never Say Never Again!
"Rummy, I don't get what you are talking about?"
"Mr.President, I am not lying. I am pretty sure and the CIA report also confirms that. They have WMDs. Trust me, this is not like Iraq"
"Dickie, what do you say?"
"Mr.President, I am not sure about that. But I know India is doing some explorations for oil in that area"
"Dickie, Don't pull my leg here. When I say WMD, I mean Waves of Mass Destruction, not Weapons"
"Hey, stop fighting in front of me. I have to to talk to NSA"
"What the hell is that NSA?"
"Mr.Rumsfield, That is me, National Security Advisor"
"Condi, Tell me in a way any moron can understand"
"In layman's terms, Mr.President, in Indian Ocean.."
"I know Indian Ocean, it's in india, right? I learnt all this in Yale"
"No, Mr.President, It's the other way around. India is in indian ocean"
"I know, I know.. I learnt this in geologiography"
"It is geography, Mr.President. As we have our eye on that Mountain of Trinco which seems to have some strategic importance, we found after the tsunami, it's not worth pursuing"
"Yeah, Close to that port, there is an island called Mullai and we can hide our entire seventh fleet without being detected by sats or affected by any tsunamis"
"Mr.Rumsfield, I think I am talking to Mr.President"
(,t;tplj;jpy; ,wk;RgPy;L bfhz;oiag; ghqj;J bts;isaqfs; j';fs; kh$p(kp)iaj; jpl;Lk; thqj;ijahy; jpl;Ltij mr;rpl Koahikf;F tUe;Jfpnwhk;)
"Whaddayathink, Condi?"
"I am not sure about that seventh fleet thing, but as our american national interests are are at stake.."
" Mr.President, they seem to have some oil in that area. And Indians are trying to get canadians to pump oil"
"Those wimps, Dickie, you mean, those canadians are doing it behind us. I know that Poutine guy hates me"
"No, Mr.President, he's gone, they have another guy, whatshisname?"
"Condi should know that"
"Paul Martin, Mr.President"
"Paul, any opinion here?"
"Well, Mr.President, I was there and I saw right in front of my eyes. There's an Al Queda connection. These guys are getting all arms from Wazirstan and there is a thinktank in washington says Bin Laden is hiding in a bunker in Island of Mullai"
"Ok, We got all required elements here. Rummy, you got my orders. Seventh fleet is moving there tomorrow"
"No, Mr.President, we can't do that. India will protest it"
"Soldier, We are not asking for any opinion here. We only want you to explain to those fries guys in europe"..
"Sorry, Mr.President, I understand. This wouldn't happen again"
"OK guys, time for that Meet The Press thing. You guys are great, You say whatever I think, even before I think. You are doing a terrifying job"
"It is terrific job, Mr.President"
"See ya all later, Condi, Can I have word with you alone?"
"Yes, Mr.President"
"What's that thing you told about geologiography?"
"It's geography, Mr.President"
"Are you sure?"
"You have my word on it, Mr.President"
gpwF. <uhf; nghd khjpup Ky;iyj;jPtpYk; ,y;yhj Vnjh xd;iwj; njo. rjhik fpl';Ff;Fs; ,Ue;J gpoj;j khjpup///
vd;dJ. ehd;fhtJ bgupa ,uhQtj;ij// v';fl njrpaj; jiytq// c';fisr; brhy;ypf; Fw;wkpy;iy/ eP';fs; thGw cyfk; ntw//>
vd;Dila ftiy ,g;nghJ// ,e;j ePs;tisa g[ydha;t[ mwpf;ifia cldoahf gpujp vLj;J fdoa cst[g; gpupt[f;F bfhz;L brd;W fy;Yf; Fj;j xU Tl;lk; ,Uf;Fk;// mJ vd;d bra;a[nkh? VJ bra;a[nkh? vd;w ftiy jhd;/
fy;Yf; Fj;Jk; Tl;lk; gw;wp xU me;j ehs; "hgfk;//
jhafk; te;j g[jpjpy; fw;gidahd xU tpsk;guk;///
me;j neuk; ,y';ifapypUe;J ,wf;Fkjp bra;ag;gl;l kpsfha;. muprp vd// tpsk;gu';fs; te;jjhy;. mijf; fpz;ly; gz;zp// fpspbehr;rpapypUe;J ,wf;Fkjp bra;ag;gl;l fpundl;. ahH;g;ghzj;jpy; ,Ue;J ,wf;Fkjp bra;ag;gl;l V/nf47 vd;w khjpup <Hj;J Ma[j';fis ,wf;Fkjp bra;J ,';nf kypt[tpiyapy; tpw;gjhft[k; ,ij th';f a';. g[nshq re;jpg;gpy; cs;s kuj;jpd; fPH; th';fyhk; vd;W xU fw;gid tpsk;guk;//
ahnuh jkpGzqt[ kpf;f cs;sk; xd;W jhafk; kPJs;s #md;g[* fhuzkhf mij Mq/rp/vk;/gpf;F vLj;Jr; brd;W #,t';fs; Ma[jk; ,wf;Fkjp bra;apwh';fs;* vd;W bkhHpbgaqj;jpUf;fpwJ/ rup. fy;Yf; Fj;jpwJ ek;k gz;ghL/ Mdhy; gfpo vd;dbtd;why;. mij ek;gpa Mq/rp/vk;/gp ,jw;fhf ,uz;L bghyprhiu me;jg; gFjpapy; elkhl tpl;oUf;fpwJ/ ,J gpd;dhy; eh';fs; mwpe;j jfty;/ (epjqrdk; vGJtJ nghy. Mq/rp/vk;/gp mjpfhupfs; v';fs; MrpupagPlj;jpw;F bjuptpj;jdq)
bfhz;o vdg;gLfpd;w Condoleeza Rice jw;nghija mbkupf;f btspehl;L mikr;rq/ (X/nf/ brayhsq)/ ,tUf;Fk; uk;!;gPy;Lf;Fkhd ciuahly; cz;ikapnyna ele;j xd;W/ ("What the hell is that NSA?") fWg;gq ,dj;jpduha[k; bgz;zha[k; ,Ue;j epiyapy; ,t;tst[ J}uk; rhjpj;jpUf;fpwhq/ cz;ikapnyna cyf murpay; tptfhu';fs; Fwpj;J fyhepjpg; gl;lk; bgw;w ,tq (fpa{wpa!; nghynt// &p// &p///) vz;bza; epWtdk; xd;wpy; gzp g[upe;j nghJ. ,tuJ jpwikiag; ghuhl;o xU vz;bza;j; jh';fpf; fg;gYf;F ,tUila bgaiu itj;jpUe;jhqfs;/ mj;Jld; brnyh vd;w epyj;jpy; epWj;jp thrpf;Fk; taypd; thrpg;gjpy; jpwik tha;;e;jJld; xU bgupa ,irf;FGtpYk; cWg;gpduhf ,Uf;fpwhq/ jtwhd ,lj;jpy; epd;whYk; jilfis kPwp jiy epkpqe;/// jhna. jiytz';Ffpwhd; fpa{wpa!;. eP xU ey;yehr;rp jhd;/
Bill maher vd;w eifr;Ritahsq Politically Uncorrect vd;w epfH;r;rpia bjhiyf;fhl;rpapy; elj;jpf; bfhz;oUe;jhq/ Mg;fhdp!;jhdpy; mbkupf;fh jhf;Fjiy Muk;gpj;j nghJ #eh';fs; nfhiHfs; nghy m';nf Fz;L nghl;L FHe;ijfisf; bfhy;fpnwhk;* vd;W vupr;rYld; brhd;dJk; bgh';Fmbkupf;fqfSf;F te;jnj nfhgk;// njrj;Jnuhfp vd;bwy;yhk; jpl;o// mtuJ epfH;r;rpa[k; bjhiyf;fhl;rp epWtdj;jpdhy; uj;Jr; bra;ag;gl;lJ/ mjd; gpd;dhy; mtq eifr;Rit epfH;r;rp (tps';fr; brhy;tjhapd; ypnahdp khjpup) elj;jpf; bfhz;oUf;fpwhq/ mtq xU jlit brhd;dhq//
"Bush is smart enough to know that he is not that particularly smart. So he surrounds himself with smart people.. like a hole surrounds itself with a donut…
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"Yo, Curious, What's happening?"
"Not much… I took a shot, now my head is spinning"
"Alright, you like this chick? she will take care of you"
"No thanks, Bubba, I am not a ladies' man like you"
"I don't want you to be either, By the way, did you read in the news?"
"Yeah, I heard that."
"Whaddya think?"
"Oops, your fly is open"
"Shut up, Curious, be serious"
"Well, I believe you want to go to wanni. Don't tell me I didn't warn ya. You are playing with fire"
"Are you talking about those interns?"
"Noo, Hold onto your willie, Billy, They are not interns. They are Freedom Birds. Those women can be lethal… They are WMDs"
"WMDs? you mean suicide bombers?"
"Women of Mass Destruction"
"It's interesting"
"And be forewarned, my friend, Their leader will destroy any kind of DPUs"
"What is DPU?"
"Deep Penetration Unit"
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